To Be Continued.

Let’s set this straight.

First of all, let me say that I have about 3 drafts pending for the Christmas post. Right now. In February.

So things get complicated in life, and we decide that we might not always have time for other things. So, unfortunately, I have decided to stop posting on this blog. For a month (Got you there, didn’t I?). So the next time you’ll be seeing me (and Bob, hopefully) would be at around mid-March.

I guess that’s it then! We’re really grateful for all the support you’ve shown. See you in a month!

Christmas Is Coming Late

To all my dear blog readers who have stuck by the blog after a month or so of not posting, and to all the other “readers” who stopped checking the blog everyday: Christmas is coming late.

My Christmas post was originally intended to be released on Christmas day. Due to some difficulties (like screaming adults and Christmas mishaps), I thought I would release it the next week, before New Year’s (a holiday I really hate). Due to some more difficulties (like a fever and screaming children), I thought I would post on New Year’s. And so on.

The Christmas post will be released this month. I have no clue WHEN this month, but this month is for sure. Thank you for bearing with us.

Layout Screw-Ups

Just a quick message. I apologize for the hard-to-read layout of the previous post (The Mentos Incident). IT WASN’T MY FAULT.

The Mentos Incident

Right(I actually posted on time, for once).

So it was around October when I thought: “I’m always taking screenshots of other people’s stupidity. Why don’t I come up with my own pranks?”. It was then when I thought of this fun little prank to pull on Chatroulette. Here’s how it goes:

1. I casually start a conversation with someone.
2. I casually pop a Mentos into my mouth.
3. I casually start to choke.
4. I pass out in a non-casual way.
5. I wait.

It was certainly fun seeing all the reactions of the people I chatted with. Here are some of my favorites.

Look at these guys. After watching me die slowly and painfully, they were just chill. They stared at the screen for about 5 seconds before disconnecting. They were laughing awkwardly, like: “Dude, did that guy just, like, die?”.

This next guy was shocked. When I say shocked, I mean frozen shocked. Like this.

After 10 seconds of utter silence, I disconnected.

This last guy’s reaction made me laugh. My laughing caused my body to shake, but I think it only added to his reaction.

At first he was smiling, as if I was faking(which I was). Then he stopped, and stared. And stared closer. Then he frowned. That was when I started shaking, which caused the immediate reaction above. After 5 seconds of that, he disconnected.

That, hopefully, is the last time I post about the same prank thrice in one post(it got repetitive). But it’s a first, right? Anyways, I hope you enjoyed today’s post. Check back in a week or so for more! Don’t forget to subscribe!

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Long Lost Chat Shots – Found!

Remember what I said about posting more often? I never did. Sorry about that. (I’ve actually had this on draft for about a week now) But, hey. I was digging through my collection of weird music, LOLs and pictures of Amanda Seyfried, and managed to find a whole bunch of snapshots I thought were lost. So, enjoy!

So, here’s the story. I came across this weird guy (pretty easy to do on Chatroulette) and after about 20 seconds of a little girl slowly eating a banana (hey, pedophiles)…

the scene switched, without the chat refreshing (what alien technology is this?!). It then became this German guy who had a talent for making weird faces and a pretty epic mustache.

And, here’s another…

After that, the scene switched yet again (I think the scene switching is some sort of German tech that may potentially destroy the world). This time, it was some sort of German Shepherd. A fat one.

I don’t know what I did, but I think I made it happy.

Soon after, the scene switched (didn’t expect that). Some sort of freak of nature was on the screen. Or just some cranky German teenager.

Yeah. It scared me too.

So that’s pretty much a recap of one of my strangest experiences on a chat room. Hope y’all liked it. I’ll be back in a day or two to post again. Or, it’ll be Bob (if you read his last post, he’s not dead). Check it out. Thanks for reading.

 

 

We’re Back.

Yes. We’re back from, what, a month of inactivity? Yep. We need a kickback! Here’s something to quench your thirst for chat!

So, here’s a chat I had a while back. Around before I went inactive. Some Aussie chicks were charmed by my grizzly bear. No, it’s not what you think. That would’ve been nice though.

It was a particularly long talk, which involved lots of drunk (or high) people denying that they were drunk (or high). It lasted for 15 minutes. Wow. A new record.

 Here’s a tough-looking  guy. He probably hangs  out with tough-looking  people on tough-looking  motorcycles at tough-  looking trailer parks. I  guess today was his day  off or something.

And here’s the last picture. I bet this guy has a Mac. No, really. Not kidding.

I mean, just look at the resolution and image quality! It’s in HD!

And that’s all for today. Hope you enjoyed the post. No more inactivity for me. Welcome back, me.

Inactivity. Great.

The staff here at Chatastrophic(me and Bob) apologize for the prolonged inactivity here at the blog. I blame Bob. And, I once again apologize for not including a picture here… Yeah. That’s it? Well, I’ll be posting again by tomorrow, so just check back then. Now go back to work.

Old Men And Terrorists

I came across this man a few weeks back on www.omegle.com, and I think I speak for everyone when I say: “I’m probably younger than you”.

I hope he was only naked from waist up… On the other hand, I was lucky to make the acquaintance of one of Osama Bin Laden’s late relatives…

If he had a tracking device, I would probably be dead by tomorrow. In case that happens, then this is my last goodbye. I hope you all enjoyed today’s post. Pray that I post soon. If not, then I must be dead. Stay safe!

New Domain Name!

Hey, guys! Just wanted you all to know about our new domain name! You can now view us from www.chatastrophic.tk! Also, click on the new advert we put on the sidebar to the right to rename your blog domain today! Thanks for all the support!

Cream Cheese, Anyone?

Haelstromm here.

So! Does anyone else love cream cheese? I do, but not in my mouth…

I doubt that guy will ever look at cream cheese the same way again… On a higher note, our blog went up to 474 on www.blogtopsites.com (that sounded pathetic) from number 530 in a day! Here’s another picture for you guys, let’s try to get us to number 1!

I don’t suggest you try the link. That’s all for today! Thanks!